Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Potions Brewed:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Animals Bred:	94
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	6656
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crops Grown:	6073	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6577	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Emeralds Found:	6841

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5239	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Star Shards Collected:	92
Ores Mined:	2567	Dragon Eggs Found:	1278
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Towns Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.