Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	5011

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	5131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6284	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	252836
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1073
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	62

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.