Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	6129
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	2596	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	650
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	769	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7291

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	117
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!