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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3550 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.
So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!