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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5964 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.
So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!