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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1007 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 125 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1592 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
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