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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1553 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
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