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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
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