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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2937 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
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