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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5141 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 841160 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 2902 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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