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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 513 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 316 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
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