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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3693 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
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