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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 459 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 80 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!