Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Items Found:	6353	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9317
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2381
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	103
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	5254
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1097
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	7292	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Farms Harvested:	875

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582