Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	137	Ores Mined:	3314
Dimension Hops:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	6053

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Farms Harvested:	924
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Votes:	4550	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	5043
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7713	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	181
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com