Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3466
Buildings Constructed:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Potions Brewed:	98

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	519
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	4223
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	362
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5912	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	9308

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4366

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564059

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	92
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3724	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Animals Bred:	130	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	8

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4546
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Holy Grails Found:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net