Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Novylen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	715

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	188

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	95	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Votes:	2850
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Towns Built:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	70192
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8034	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Potions Brewed:	124	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	3573
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Ores Mined:	5017	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16