Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimension Hops:	11	Buildings Constructed:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Crops Grown:	8116	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8556	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Votes:	9619	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6873	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	9	Star Shards Collected:	265

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	243331
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com