PontialLand: Where griefers go to cry and creepers get stage fright!

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🌍 PontialLand Survival Server 🌍
(Java & Bedrock Cross-Platform)

Overview:

Server Type:	Pure Survival, Safe and Stable
Server Version:	Minecraft 1.21.2 (Supports both Java and Bedrock players)
Java IP:	mc1401349.fmcs.cloud
Bedrock IP:	162.55.95.54
Bedrock Port:	32491
Community:	Join our Discord/QQ group for updates and to connect with fellow players!

Server Features:

Cross-Platform Play
Pure Survival
No Griefing
Friendly Community
Custom Events
Strong Server Protection

Who Should Join?

Players who love a classic, pure survival experience
Anyone who wants to play with friends across different platforms (Java and Bedrock)
Those who enjoy building, adventuring, and surviving in a safe, protected environment

How to Join:

Java Edition: Enter our server IP: mc1401349.fmcs.cloud
Bedrock Edition: Enter the IP: 162.55.95.54 and port 32491

Join PontialLand today and be part of a warm, friendly, and creative Minecraft community—whether you’re on Java or Bedrock!

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server from both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, PontialLand is a cross-platform server, allowing players on both Java and Bedrock editions to join and play together. Just use the respective IP and port provided above.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server?

A: No, PontialLand has strict anti-grief measures in place to protect player creations. You can build and play without fear of your constructions being destroyed.

Q: Are there special events or challenges on this server?

A: Yes, PontialLand hosts custom events, PvP tournaments, and build competitions with rewards for winners. It adds an extra layer of excitement to the classic survival gameplay.

Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

A: Join the Discord/QQ group associated with PontialLand to stay updated on server news, connect with fellow players, and engage in community discussions.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	7806
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	View Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2655
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchantments Applied:	141	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	5582

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8943	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3115

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.