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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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