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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6330 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6880 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7170 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
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