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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 630 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
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