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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8915 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3837 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.
Don’t let those HOA members bring you down – charge them $10K a year to keep the pond or fill it in and plant some native grass. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and full of property disputes?
Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re truly a selfish asshole or just a savvy virtual landowner. Let the chaos begin!