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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4157 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
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