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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
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