Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

Balls, clownpiece, clowns, craving, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, Forbidden, honk honk, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, polka, Server, sexual, slobbering, taboo, Threesome, Wild

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1547	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	7236
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4126
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3147
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	954

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	173	Crops Grown:	1734
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	664	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7886

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	90	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	310008
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com