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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 444 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 57115 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?