haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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