haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Star Shards Collected: 210
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Maria’s Minecraft Server

    Maria’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dimension Hops: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 656 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5457 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Farms Harvested: 327
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Emeralds Found: 9681
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 274 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 440623 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/nikol-hm-creepypasta/">Server</a>

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
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    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Emeralds Found: 7570
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 969030 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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