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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6099 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.