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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6087 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.