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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4417 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.