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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3074 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7929 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.