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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8220 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 894441 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.