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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8532 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.