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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4585 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.