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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4928 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 203 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.