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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3801 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.