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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.