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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8107 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.