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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3892 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.