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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7608 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.