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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6186 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.