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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2034 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 780 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.