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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2791 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Enchantments Applied: | 232 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.