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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9130 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.