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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3058 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1809 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.