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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6445 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6269 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.