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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3521 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.