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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5670 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.